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Frank Jerkic
Film Handler

Posts: 77
From: Ayr Queensland Australia
Registered: May 2004

 - posted 06-10-2004 09:44 PM      Profile for Frank Jerkic   Author's Homepage   Email Frank Jerkic   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Check out this advertisement on E-bay just cut and paste it [sex] [sex] .. lol Frank 'n Suzzi Qld Australia

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Richard Greco
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Plant City, FL
Registered: Nov 2003

 - posted 06-13-2004 09:40 AM      Profile for Richard Greco   Email Richard Greco   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
This has been shown previously about 3 times over here

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Frank Jerkic
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From: Ayr Queensland Australia
Registered: May 2004

 - posted 06-13-2004 09:13 PM      Profile for Frank Jerkic   Author's Homepage   Email Frank Jerkic   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Sorry [Roll Eyes] try this one then

A middle aged woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her
way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before
leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the very same question.
She replies, "I guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug
store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to
get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk
responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47,
but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the
same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going.
Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a
woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put
my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best
She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both of
under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very
and carefully.

After a few of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, old am
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
says, "Madame, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how
could you tell?" The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"No", she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's

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