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Brad Miller
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From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99


 - posted 12-17-2004 04:05 AM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
We have a new winner!

No longer does Anchorman hold the throne for worst movie of all time, for we now have Spanglish!

This movie is easily 10,000 times WORSE than Anchorman. I would rather sit through Anchorman ten times in a row non-stop than sit through the rest of this movie. Yes that's right, while I can generally force myself to sit through just about any piece of shit movie, I decided my own life was worth more than completing the screening of this movie, so I saved myself and spot-checked the rest of the show from the booth window every few minutes. (Not like it really matters when you play a print that previously ran at the Regal / UA Cinema 6 in Santa Fe, New Mexico. [Roll Eyes] )

-2 out of 5 stars. It's THAT bad!

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William Valdes
Film Handler

Posts: 37
From: San Diego, CA
Registered: Sep 2004


 - posted 12-17-2004 11:59 PM      Profile for William Valdes   Email William Valdes   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Hehe I always love these reviews [thumbsup]
Still It's the sort of cliche-filled, sobbing, melodramatic [bs] that gets the Oscar noms this time of year.
I'll bet Tea Leoni gets nominated, or the film gets nominated for best screenplay [puke] [dlp]

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Dave Macaulay
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From: Toronto, Canada
Registered: Apr 2001


 - posted 12-20-2004 09:58 PM      Profile for Dave Macaulay   Email Dave Macaulay   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I had this to run for a private screening last week. I took a book to read as I didn't have any interest in seeing it. During the 1-2 changeover the client called and told me to shut it down, they weren't interested in seeing any more. All I saw was the opening credits and about a minute of it during the c/o, and that was more than enough for me.

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