No loitering in the lobby sign?

[Mike Blakesley]

You see, the solution is to actually install a touch screen. But now, every time someone touches it, you display a honking message: THIS IS NOT A TOUCH SCREEN.

OK now that's funny. It should also play a Jerry Seinfeld-ish voice saying "Don't be touching screens, are you out of your mind??!"

[Kenneth Wuepper]

"Linger not for in the shadows lurks the Virus!"

[David Bird]

Back in the waning days of the stone age, the 80's, when 2 of the 3 local theatres were a downtown single and downtown triple, the triple used to make people exit the early show on busier nights via
the fire exits beside the screen. Same basic reason, small lobby (with the 9pm lineup for entry/concessions already inside). They just put a rope across the entry door and had staff direct us to the
exit. Of course it was a well-lit exit to the parking lot with proper sidewalk, but maybe you have a similar thing there.