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Author Topic: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries Aaron Garman Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1470 From: Toledo, OH USA Registered: Mar 2003 posted 09-19-2009 01:05 AM                     Uncomfortable Plot Summaries My favorite: STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide. AJG  |  IP: Logged Alex Edwards Expert Film Handler Posts: 114 From: Iowa Registered: Aug 2009 posted 09-19-2009 09:38 AM                  Ha! LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property. MILK: Uppity queer dies  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 09-19-2009 12:54 PM                     THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen. THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3: Civil servant insults and shoots foreigners. STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded. WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God. VERTIGO: Stalker drives woman to suicide. LOL way too funny!!  |  IP: Logged Anslem Rayburn Master Film Handler Posts: 476 From: Yuma, AZ, USA Registered: May 2002 posted 09-19-2009 09:38 PM                     "TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum. "  |  IP: Logged

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