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Author Topic: Better Than Sex Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 10-27-2003 08:54 PM                    No, this is not a teasing subject line. That's the topic! Better than sex is a fairly common expression. But what actually is? Nominations, please!  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 10-27-2003 08:56 PM                        I suppose that might depend on how you define sex.  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 10-27-2003 09:02 PM                    True...that might matter for some. Let's use a more inclusive definition...when anyone of these connects with anyone of those as opposed to the narrow Clintonion definition where sex only happens when this goes there. (The latter definition also popular, if you read the papers, among the junior high set who deny that doing that "counted.")  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-27-2003 11:37 PM                     So what does "Better than Sex" mean, really? For instance, does it mean if there was a really hot babe standing next to you wearing little or no clothing saying, "Let's get it on, baby!", that you would turn the offer down in favor of the other thing that's (supposedly) better?  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 10-27-2003 11:49 PM                    No idea...I don't use the expression. I don't suppose a tradeoff is absolutely required. How about "I've done A; I've done B. B is better."  |  IP: Logged Darryl Spicer Film God Posts: 3250 From: Lexington, KY, USA Registered: Dec 2000 posted 10-28-2003 12:05 AM                    There is a cake called a Better than sex cake. I have eaten it but I can't say it is better than sex.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 10-28-2003 01:01 AM                        The sleeping after the sex is, well I don't know if it's better, but it's damn close.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 10-28-2003 02:10 AM                     Scratching?  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-28-2003 02:19 AM                        Waking up every morning and finding you are still on top of the sod and not under it.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2003 02:45 AM                  Chris: Depends on what one is "scratching".... Bob: Yeah, leave it to you to fall asleep ***during*** sex... >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Carl Martin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1424 From: Oakland, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 10-28-2003 04:14 AM                        according to one of the subjects in cinemania, watching movies is better than sex. hey, sometimes that's true.  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 10-28-2003 10:26 AM                    There was an article in the papers recently about some folks who do nothing but attend movies all day and evening and to the extent any were gainfully employed it was only to support the habit. One got the impression that they would be lacking one half of the knowledge necessary to make a valid sex vs. movie-watching comparison.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 10-28-2003 12:06 PM                        Taking a good  |  IP: Logged Evans A Criswell Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1579 From: Huntsville, AL, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2003 01:33 PM                        It's like the common saying "the best thing since sliced bread". Well, what was the best thing before sliced bread? Better than sex? Hmmm. That's a tough one, especially since I've never had sex. How about good affection and true love between people? I think that's the most important thing.  |  IP: Logged Steven Privett Expert Film Handler Posts: 208 From: Pasadena, TX, USA Registered: Dec 2000 posted 10-28-2003 02:39 PM                    Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex The Top Ten 10. It is legal to play professionally. 9. You can count on it at least four times a week. 8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance. 7. When you are tired, you always get relieved. 6. If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit. 5. Up to four people can score at once. 4. Pop ups are frequent. 3. 30,000 people cheer when you score. 2. After seven innings, you get to stretch. 1. You can get a home run without any foreplay.  |  IP: Logged

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