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Author Topic: Personal Hygiene Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 01-30-2003 03:22 AM                     Kara said in a previous Thread: quote: This is a great thread, but I am afraid where another post about personal hygine could go............be afraid be very afraid. I am one for taking that last step into the gutter OK - you asked for it! I have this screaming case of the "Ring Of Fire"..(a sting of hemorrhoids 4 inches long) Which is the best way to get rid of them? I wonder if this will fly...Brad, if this is too gross, please feel free to delete it.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-30-2003 06:13 AM                        Paul, I think you have been rear ended. Try the OTC Tucks pads found in any drug store. Make sure you keep pads refrigerated. Use in conjunction with Prep "H". Relief is on the way.  |  IP: Logged Ian Price Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1714 From: Denver, CO Registered: Jun 99 posted 01-30-2003 02:43 PM                     Been fighting a bad case of Athletes foot since my summer camp days in the Army. My mother's husband thanks me for it as well. He managed to get to the age of 30 before he met me and my feet.  |  IP: Logged Chris Byrne Expert Film Handler Posts: 102 From: Kirwan, Australia Registered: Jan 2003 posted 01-30-2003 05:34 PM                     Paul, That's nasty! After a bowel movement - try sitting in a bowl of warm water. Get a pack of suppositories for insertion after this. Also use double ply toilet paper. If the work toilet has 'penny piched' on single - take your own into work. Cheers Chris  |  IP: Logged Thomas Procyk Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1842 From: Royal Palm Beach, FL, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 01-30-2003 06:45 PM                     I thought that for hemorrhoids, you just rubberband them off so it cuts off circulation and they'll eventually just fall off. Might be unpleasant to explain the smell to passers-by during the disintegration phase. =TMP=  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 01-30-2003 06:58 PM                     I have to admit that I over-exagurated just a little in the orginal post. Seems as though the problem is componded by some of the medications I have to take to prevent angina attacks and other medications to control high blood pressure and colestrol. They gave me some stuff that is supposed to help, but damn, that stuff tastes terrible. If I can get off these damn cigarettes, watch my beer drinking, most of the problems seem to go away. I discovered that one time about a week ago that when I didn't smoke for two days, everything was fine.  |  IP: Logged Mark Gulbrandsen Resident Trollmaster Posts: 16657 From: Music City Registered: Jun 99 posted 01-30-2003 10:19 PM                     Yuck! This thread may bestow you a new nickname and new animated picture unless your careful! I bet Joe is already at work...... Hey, what the heck, since this is the grossest thread ever on Film-Tech...I'll ad to it.... Back in the humidity based Midwest, I used to get athletes foot all the time, Plus, always on a big, important job I'd get a bad rash in my ass. Rymes pretty good there....Hey, that could be a big hit sung by the Soggy Bottom Boys!! I think Steve K can vouch that it used to happen to me......I was always scratching my ass on job sites. A little talc helped, but since moving here my assholiness has been perfect...nice and dry! Paul, I sure don't have your problem, couldn't ride my Harley for wind therapy if I did......but you sure have my sympathy....now everyone at Showest will be comming up and asking you about your asshole....to see how its doing.... Mark  |  IP: Logged Brad Haven Master Film Handler Posts: 300 From: fremantle, West Australia Registered: Aug 2001 posted 01-31-2003 12:07 AM                     I wasn't going to, but i'm sure you know the tone by now? I'm off work at the moment with an inflamed abdomen, diahrea and stomach pains and i'm developing the ring of fire, i did have a chuckle when paul posted his, i just hope this isn't pay back? This may be a gross thread, but it's good to talk about it, i'm sure we've all had gross things happen us at some point? Bob, your dance moves sure are funky!  |  IP: Logged Mark Gulbrandsen Resident Trollmaster Posts: 16657 From: Music City Registered: Jun 99 posted 01-31-2003 12:12 AM                     Bob, your dance moves sure are funky! _________________________________________________________ I haven't decided if he needs a Martini, someone made his Martini wrong, or if he's having a Martini.....What ever it may be thats definately some dance going on there Bob....or perhaps you're trying to shake that ring of fire off your a.............. Mark  |  IP: Logged Rick Long Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 759 From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Registered: Nov 1999 posted 01-31-2003 12:13 AM                     Paul, as you must know, you MUST find a way to cut out the cigarettes and beer. And if ya do, let me know how, ok? Good Luck  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 01-31-2003 05:33 AM                        I've been told that urine, of all things , will alleviate the aggravation of athlete's foot, and the best tactic for applying that remedy is peeing while in the shower. Never had athlete's foot, I wouldn't know if it works. Just thought I'd mention it.  |  IP: Logged Jeffry L. Johnson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 809 From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 01-31-2003 10:19 AM                        The Ass Wipes Network  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-31-2003 10:45 AM                        Too Bad you can't hear what I am singing. Just for the record it's George M. Cohans "Over There". Joe or Brad must have had a spy in the audience last July 31st. Here's looking at you!  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 01-31-2003 02:02 PM                     I may have given up the cigarettes but you'll NEVER get me to give up BOTH cigarettes AND beer! What the fuck! If I did that I might die of HEALTH!  |  IP: Logged Kara J. McVay Film Handler Posts: 95 From: Delaware, OH Registered: May 2002 posted 01-31-2003 08:06 PM                        I am sitting here with my ugly dog, drinking a beer. So I would never give up my beer. I might realize that I have an ugly dog  |  IP: Logged

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