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James R. Hammonds, Jr
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 931
From: Houston, TX, USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 03-16-2001 02:13 AM

What's more fun that swinging a baby on a clothesline?.................................................................................
Stopping it with a shovel.

Why do little Polish girls put fish in their pants?.......................................................................................
To smell like big Polish girls.

Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?........................................................................................
So she can moan with the other.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?.......................................................................................
You would too if your name was aauuuugghhh.

What's the best thing about showering with a 13 year old girl?........................................................................................
If you slick her hair back she looks 10.

Why cant Sammy Davis Jr. read?........................................................................................
Cause he's black.

MORE TO COME.......

Betsie Beadling
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 178
From: Fairfax, Virginia, USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted 03-16-2001 12:47 PM

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John Wilson
Film God

Posts: 5438
From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999

posted 03-16-2001 05:57 PM

um...James...

Randy Stankey
Film God

Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99

posted 03-16-2001 08:22 PM

You had me going there till those last two. Yes, I understand about "truly tasteless" but even tasteless jokes have their limits.

Just to prove I'm not a total prude:

Q: Why don't {insert your favorite ethnic/social group here} women use birth control pills?

A: They keep falling out.

Q: Why don't {insert your favorite ethnic/social group here} women use vibrators?

A: They don't like it when their teeth get chipped.

Michael Pace
Film Handler

Posts: 64
From: Dalby, Queensland, Australia
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 03-16-2001 10:20 PM

Truly tasteless.

Why were all the schoolrooms at the all girls school painted red?

They had 8 periods a day.

Aaron Sisemore
Flaming Ribs beat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups any day!

Posts: 3061
From: Rockwall TX USA
Registered: Sep 1999

posted 03-16-2001 11:52 PM

Something tells me we have crossed the proverbial 'line' and reached a new low here...

Makes me feel ashamed to be a film handler now

-Aaron

Darryl Spicer
Film God

Posts: 3250
From: Lexington, KY, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 03-16-2001 11:59 PM

Since this is a public forum I think we need to be more respectful. Things like this can be very insulting to someone and it is not fair to that person. We should all be profesional with our posts. It's all right to tell jokes but this goes to far.

Rachel Carter
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 248
From: Gloucester, Massachusetts, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 03-17-2001 03:06 AM

I do have a good sense of humor but thats just rude and discusting!

Brad Miller
Administrator

Posts: 17775
From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99

posted 03-17-2001 04:56 AM

I think when the jokes turn into pedophilia and racism it's time to draw the line. I know this is the Yak forum and the title of the thread was properly descriptive, but let's try and keep the humor a little more respectable. I am going to close this thread before this turns into something unpleasant between members. I apologize for not catching this sooner.

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