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Andrew McCrea
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 645
From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Registered: Nov 2000


 - posted 02-05-2001 03:42 PM      Profile for Andrew McCrea   Author's Homepage   Email Andrew McCrea   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
After joking around about everything the world was, I ended up thinking that it's true! The world can be split up into 4 categories:

Family/Friends
Sex :O
Fun
Money/Work

I'm A Genius! Well, let me know if you agree or disagree... It seems like this to me!


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Jerry Chase
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Margate, FL, USA
Registered: Nov 2000


 - posted 02-05-2001 04:27 PM      Profile for Jerry Chase   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
So by that definition, the most well rounded person is an incestuous prostitute that giggles?

Alternate division of the world for techs-
The world is made up of:
A. Things you can't fix
B. Things you think you can fix, but can't
C. Things that never stay fixed
D. Things you fix that other people screw up


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Randy Stankey
Film God

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From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 02-05-2001 04:55 PM      Profile for Randy Stankey   Email Randy Stankey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Category #1 -- Things I give a s*** about.

Category #2 -- Things I DON'T give a s*** about.


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Greg Mueller
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Port Gamble, WA
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 02-05-2001 05:11 PM      Profile for Greg Mueller   Author's Homepage   Email Greg Mueller   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Long as we're gettin cosmic....
Two cosmic rules
1) Don't bug anyone
2) Don't get bugged easily

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Greg Mueller
Amateur Astronomer, Machinist, Filmnut

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John Wilson
Film God

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From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999


 - posted 02-05-2001 07:45 PM      Profile for John Wilson   Email John Wilson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
It's all relative...

If I stick my finger up your nose, we both have a finger up the nose.

Like I say...it's all relative.

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"It's not the years, honey...it's the mileage". Indiana Jones

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Evans A Criswell
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Huntsville, AL, USA
Registered: Mar 2000


 - posted 02-06-2001 02:06 PM      Profile for Evans A Criswell   Author's Homepage   Email Evans A Criswell   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Andrew,

I have to say that all the people in the world can be divided into just 2 categories:

1. Those that try to divide everyone into just 2 categories,

2. and those that don't.

Sorry. You asked for it.

Evans A Criswell

A quorum means enough people are there to start the quorrel.



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Andrew McCrea
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
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 - posted 02-06-2001 03:21 PM      Profile for Andrew McCrea   Author's Homepage   Email Andrew McCrea   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Just Joking!

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Andrew McCrea

"I'm Not Bad, I'm Just Drawn That Way!" - Jessica Rabbit

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Evans A Criswell
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Huntsville, AL, USA
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 - posted 02-06-2001 06:41 PM      Profile for Evans A Criswell   Author's Homepage   Email Evans A Criswell   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I'll try a different approach to categorizing people, to attempt to approach the vision of a unification of all people. This can be broken down into two ideas:

1. That underneath all people there is just one grand, ultimate abstraction that can be captured in a finitely parameterizable structure - a person with a finite number of degrees of freedom or "tunable knobs" (if we wish to be less dignified).

2. That every conceivable particular person is just a product of this abstract person with its knobs set at different values.

I can barely keep a straight face as I type the above. Can anyone guess the source of what the above parody is from?

Evans



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Randy Stankey
Film God

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From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 02-06-2001 10:16 PM      Profile for Randy Stankey   Email Randy Stankey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
If you were a cat, there would only be two categories to your world:

1) When's dinner?

2) All this is MINE!


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