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Author Topic: School John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 06-21-2007 03:39 PM                     A teacher says to the class one day she'd like them all to construct a sentence using the word 'contagious'. Little Brad puts up his hand and says: "My sister had the measles and the doctor said she was contagious". "Good Brad" said the teacher. "Who's next?" Joe put up his hand. " I once had a skin rash which the doctor said I should keep away from other kids as I was contagious". "Excellent", said the teacher. "One more?" With that, Bob put his hand up and said: "My next door neighbor is painting his whole house with a 2-inch paint brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".  |  IP: Logged Michael Hossen Expert Film Handler Posts: 136 From: Perth, Australia Registered: Apr 2007 posted 06-23-2007 01:27 AM                        Haha. Took me a second to get the last bit! LOL  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 06-09-2018 03:12 PM                 It has been 4004 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 06-09-2018 03:12 PM                        Rated PG... A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Larry says, "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while... banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Larry's whore"  |  IP: Logged

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