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John Wilson
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 - posted 06-21-2007 03:39 PM      Profile for John Wilson   Email John Wilson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
A teacher says to the class one day she'd like them all to construct a sentence using the word 'contagious'.

Little Brad puts up his hand and says:
"My sister had the measles and the doctor said she was contagious".

"Good Brad" said the teacher. "Who's next?"

Joe put up his hand. " I once had a skin rash which the doctor said I should keep away from other kids as I was contagious".

"Excellent", said the teacher. "One more?"

With that, Bob put his hand up and said:
"My next door neighbor is painting his whole house with a 2-inch paint brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".


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Michael Hossen
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From: Perth, Australia
Registered: Apr 2007

 - posted 06-23-2007 01:27 AM      Profile for Michael Hossen   Author's Homepage   Email Michael Hossen   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Haha. Took me a second to get the last bit! LOL

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