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Dan Bouvier
Film Handler

Posts: 70
From: Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada
Registered: Aug 2004


 - posted 09-24-2004 05:36 PM      Profile for Dan Bouvier   Email Dan Bouvier   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
(I hope this isn't already on here - if it is, I couldn't find it.)

Why do they boil water when a woman goes into labour?
Because if the baby's born dead, they can make soup! [Smile]

wokka wokka wokka

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Greg Davis
Film Handler

Posts: 96
From: Vista, Ca, USA
Registered: Sep 2004


 - posted 09-24-2004 08:21 PM      Profile for Greg Davis   Email Greg Davis   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than a baby in a trash can? 2 babies in a trash can. whats worse than 2 babies in a trash can? 5 babies in a trash can. whats worse than 5 babies in a trash can? a baby in 5 trash cans!

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000


 - posted 09-24-2004 08:37 PM      Profile for Paul Mayer   Author's Homepage   Email Paul Mayer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Q: Which is easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies?
A: The truck full of dead babies. You can use a pitchfork.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: A scoop of ice cream, some soda, and a dead baby.

We'll be here all week folks. Try the veal.

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Dan Bouvier
Film Handler

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From: Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada
Registered: Aug 2004


 - posted 09-24-2004 11:09 PM      Profile for Dan Bouvier   Email Dan Bouvier   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
This thread reminds me of that scene in "Man Bites Dog" when he makes the drink called the Dead Baby Boy. I love that movie.

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System Notices
Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi

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Registered: Apr 2004


 - posted 10-17-2007 08:02 PM      Profile for System Notices         Edit/Delete Post 

It has been 1117 days since the last post.


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Charles Caron
Expert Film Handler

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From: Billings MT, USA
Registered: Jul 2005


 - posted 10-17-2007 08:02 PM      Profile for Charles Caron   Email Charles Caron   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
What's clear on the outside and blue on the inside?

Dead baby in a freezer bag.

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