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Bob Maar
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Rated PG [Smile]

"Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."

--Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene".

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Mike Olpin
Chop Chop!

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Rated G [thumbsup]

GENTLEMEN!! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!

-President Muffley in Kubick's "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

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Gracia L. Babbidge
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Rated pg-13

"Oh, we're horny. But our film comes first."

-Stephen Dorff in Cecil B. Demented

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Bob Maar
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Rated G    [Smile]

Ghost 1990 
     

Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am."

Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.

Oda Mae Brown - Whoppi Goldberg

Molly Jensen - Demi Moore

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

"There she was: dejected, desperate, and stoned. Everything I could have hoped for in a woman."

--Louis DePalma, Taxi

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile] SHREK

Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you?

Shrek: One of a kind. [Big Grin]

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

Dick Tracy (1990)


Big Boy Caprice: Wait a minute! Wait. Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm going to have a thought. It's coming. It's coming. ...It's gone. [Big Grin]

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile] HOLLYWOOD RULES

Like all great spector sports, movies follow a strict set of rules:

* Beds have a special L-shaped sheets that reach up to the armpit of a woman but only to the waist of the male star lying next to her.

* In murder mysteries, the killer is always the neatest dresser.

* No one ever locks a car when they get out of it. Even in New York City.

* The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more certain it is they will fall in love.

* A single match is always sufficient to light up a room the size of the colosseum. [Big Grin]

Bruce Feirstein in Vanity Fair.

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

"We're investigating a felony, Miss Demeanor."

--Samuel L. Jackson as Wes Luger in "LethalWeapon 1"

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Christian Volpi
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"Hey where the white women at?"

Blazing Saddles

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Christian Volpi
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Brad- "You guys had shirts on when you came in here."

Spicoli- "Well something happened to them man."

Fast Time at Ridgemont High

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Christian Volpi
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"Do you want some sammiches?"

Bad Santa

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Paul Mayer
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Upon being told that the Japanese projectionist he has been hired to replace committed suicide,

"What'd he do, miss a changeover?"

Dennis Quaid as Jack McGurn
Come See the Paradise (1990)

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Joe Perrault
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[Cool] PG-13/soft R

Geena Davis: "Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Samuel Jackson: "I sure hope not, 'cause I'm thinkin my balls hurt!"
Long Kiss Goodnight

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD (Groucho Marx): "It's alright, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause."

FIORELLO (Chico Marx): "You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus."

--A NIGHT AT THE OPERA, 1935

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