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Mark Ogden
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A man walks into a doctor's office. . . .

. . . and says to the doctor: "Doc, tell me honestly, how much longer do I have to live?"

Doctor says: "Ten".

Man goes: "Ten? Ten what? Ten years, ten months, ten days?"

Doctor says: "Ten. . .nine. . .eight. . .seven. . ."

. . . and says to the doctor: "Tell me honestly, what's wrong with me."

Doctor says: "Do you want the good news or the bad news?"

Man says: "Give me the bad news first."

Doc says: "You're dying of cancer."

Man says: "Geez, that's terrible. What's the good news?"

Doctor goes: "I'm banging my new receptionist!"

. . . and says to the doctor: "Tell me honestly what's wrong with me!"

Doctor says: "It's pretty bad. You're dying of cancer."

Man says: "Geez, that's awful news."

Doctor goes: "It's worse, you also have Alsheimer's."

Man says: "Oh, thank God. I though for a minute I had cancer."

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