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Topic: A Man Walks Into a Doctor's Office. . .
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Mark Ogden
Jedi Master Film Handler
Posts: 943
From: Little Falls, N.J.
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 02-15-2003 06:16 PM
A man walks into a doctor's office. . . .
. . . and says to the doctor: "Doc, tell me honestly, how much longer do I have to live?"
Doctor says: "Ten".
Man goes: "Ten? Ten what? Ten years, ten months, ten days?"
Doctor says: "Ten. . .nine. . .eight. . .seven. . ."
. . . and says to the doctor: "Tell me honestly, what's wrong with me."
Doctor says: "Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
Man says: "Give me the bad news first."
Doc says: "You're dying of cancer."
Man says: "Geez, that's terrible. What's the good news?"
Doctor goes: "I'm banging my new receptionist!"
. . . and says to the doctor: "Tell me honestly what's wrong with me!"
Doctor says: "It's pretty bad. You're dying of cancer."
Man says: "Geez, that's awful news."
Doctor goes: "It's worse, you also have Alsheimer's."
Man says: "Oh, thank God. I though for a minute I had cancer."
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Leo Enticknap
Film God
Posts: 7474
From: Loma Linda, CA
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 04-03-2018 11:01 PM
...with his wife, and asks about getting a vasectomy.
The doctor replies that this can be arranged, and that he'll set him up with an appointment with a urologist. But out of interest, why, he asked, did the patient want a vasectomy?
"Well," said the patient, "We were watching Fox News last night, and they said that one in every ten children born in the US now is Mexican. You see, we already have nine kids, and neither of us can speak Spanish, so we figure that we'd rather not take that risk."
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