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Scott Norwood
Film God

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From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas)
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 - posted 12-10-2002 05:52 PM      Profile for Scott Norwood   Author's Homepage   Email Scott Norwood   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Two strings walk into a bar. The first tries to order something. "I don't serve strings in this bar," the bartender says roughly and throws him out. The second ruffs himself up, ties his ends together, walks in, and orders. "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" the bartender says.

"Yeah," the string says.

"Aren't you a string?" the bartender says.

"I'm a frayed knot," the string replies.

(Note that this belongs in the Joke Forum. A good moderator will move it there. Let's see if Joe is a good moderator.)

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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 - posted 12-10-2002 06:34 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Oh yeah trying to get revenge, eh? [Smile]

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System Notices
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It has been 1920 days since the last post.


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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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 - posted 03-14-2008 08:07 AM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G [Smile]

String and StringBuilder go into a Bar and they both ask for beers

Barman: "Sorry guys but the beer is off you are going to have to have something else"

StringBuilder: "OK, I'll have a pint of water"

String: "Pint of beer for me, please"

Barman: "Didn't you hear me the beer is off"

String: "Pint of beer for me, please"

Barman: "I said the beer was off!"

String: "Pint of beer for me, please"

Barman turns to the C String and says] "What's up with your mate is he deaf?"

StringBuilder: "Sorry about him mate, he can't help it he is immutable" [Big Grin]

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