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Scott Norwood
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From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas)
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A local trash-hauling company (Sorrentino Trucking) has the following slogan painted on their trucks: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back."

(yes, really!)

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

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Rated PG

Greetings from the land of the thrice kissed ass.
Here's a few from Las Vegas (all of these are or were real too):

Las Vegas Plumbing: "Where a flush beats a full house"

Nevada House of Hose: "Happiness is a good hose job"

Nevada Nut and Bolt: "Happiness is a good screw"

Gordon Biersch Brewing Company: Painted on the sides of their trucks "Driver carries no taps"


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Gordon McLeod
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Phone message at tri state crematory
You kill em we grill them

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Gord, do you mean " You beat'em , you eat'em?"

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Leo Enticknap
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A long time ago British Rail had a slogan 'This is the age of the train', which acquired a double meaning because most of the trains were (and still are) rusty, uncomfortable, dangerous and extremely old.

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System Notices
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It has been 970 days since the last post.


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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated G [Eek!] George in Iowa

My all time favorite slogan was a billboard I used to pass The candidates last name was Lawless,and all of his advertising held the same simple message:

Lawless for Sheriff! [Big Grin]

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated G [Smile]

The late John Tower's--Texas' first Republican Senator since reconstruction-- name belied his physical stature.

In one of his campaigns he used the slogan "Texas Needs a Tower in the Senate."

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated G [Smile]

I think members of film-tech will enjoy shopping here.

http://www.nakedzombie.com

[Big Grin]

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