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Gordon Hedges III
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Gordon Hedges III
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Gordon Hedges III
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Brad Miller
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Apparently the designers of this sign did not take into account people sitting on the bench.


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John Wilson
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John Wilson
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John Wilson
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Dr. Hibbert: Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what it's like in there?

Homer: Um...did anyone see the movie "Tron"?
Hibbert: No.
Lisa: No.
Marge: No.
Bart: No.
Patty: No.
Ned: No.
Selma: No.
Frink: No.
Lovejoy: No.
Chief Wiggum: Yes. Er...I mean no.

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Brad Miller
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Yet another business name that looked good on paper, but doesn't work when spoken...


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Brad Miller
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Anyone know the area code to call?


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Gordon Hedges III
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Looks like Bob is out to lunch.


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Gordon Hedges III
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Brad, here's another one that may have looked good on paper...


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Gordon Hedges III
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Could this be Joe Redifer's best friend? I would love to have one for my booth.


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Gordon Hedges III
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WHOA!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT A... *ahem*... dog!!!


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Gordon Hedges III
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If you had a bigger seat *ahem again*... chair, you wouldn't be looking now. (See Pic before this one)


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Arthur Allen
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Rated: PG

I can't find a picture of it, but when a left-handed batter stands in front of the backboard advertisement at Fenway Park, and the advertisement is for "Giant Glass," the resultant advertising message is for a "Giant Ass."

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