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Will Kutler
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Tucson, AZ, USA
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 08-01-2001 09:08 PM      Profile for Will Kutler   Email Will Kutler   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Rated G

From an old Hank Haller polka--"Ferdinand, the Mouse In the Brewery...aka...Bob Maar, the Mouse In the Brewery!"

Bob Maar, the mouse in the Brewery...
Bob Maar, he never is gloomy....
With some cheese and a beer, and with Ms. Mousey near....
He's the happiest one in the brewery!.......

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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From: New York City & Newport, RI
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Rated G

Question?

If they combined country with rap, would they call it crap?

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System Notices
Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi

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It has been 1397 days since the last post.


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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated R
The Funny Song
written by Madonna

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I went down to the local bar
To buy my daddy a big cigar
When I got home he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head

Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me grieve
'Cause you brought out the worst in me

(Spoken:)
Yep! It's all true.
It's true. It makes me cry.

When the funeral was through
I had myself a barbecue
Daddy's bones they sure taste good
I couldn't have stopped; if only I could
[or: I'd have killed him myself; if only I could]

Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me sad
'Cause everything you did was bad

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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From: New York City & Newport, RI
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Rated G [Smile]

"Fried Chicken"


Ba-gawk! Fried chicken fried chicken chickedfried chicken fried fried chicken fried fried chicken chickenfried

chicken fried fried chicken chicken run over mom coming home from prom but the song's still funny the song's still funyy,

funny sister jill well she's stuck in the grill but the song's still funny the song's still funny funny mister short-long now your family's gone that's just the way its supposed to happen when you write such a funny song fried chicken

Thanks to Alyssa for these lyrics

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated PG [Smile] Funny Song Titles

I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You

I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not in It

Brain Damage("a song we learned from the 'Slow FloydBrothers'")

Hot Tubs of Tears

Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer, on _Paint_Me_on_Velvet_

Insensitive Stone Age Guys

Folk Music Is The Final Refuge Of The Weird [Big Grin]

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