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Will Kutler
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 - posted 07-24-2001 03:03 PM      Profile for Will Kutler   Email Will Kutler   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
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During the Six Day War of June, 1967, Egyptian President Nasser wanted to quit, but the Israeli government refused to accept his resignation!

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Will Kutler
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Israeli enlistment poster:

"Join the Air Force, and see the Paramids!"

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Will Kutler
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Rated PG

So, do you know why the June 1967 conflict only lasted 6 days and not 7?--You wouldn't expect the Israelis to fight on Shabbos, would ya!

Actually, the 1967 conflict should have only lasted 5 Days. But the Israeli Commander screwed up--his troops had to march back 'cause they forgot the horseraddish for the Gifelte Fish rations!

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated G [Smile]

Yasser Arafat,being ill and concerned about his mortality, consults a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday." [Big Grin]

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