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Will Kutler
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Rated PG-13

At my old theater, we recieved a fax from the home office with a picture of a marquee. They attached a nasty-gram stating that if anyone had a marquee that looked like this, then that theaters management would be in trouble! The marquee read: Erin Brockovich Screwed My Dog Skip!

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Jason Burroughs
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Here's one that happened here in Dallas:
Scent of a Woman - Comming Soon

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Gordon Hedges III
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RATED PG-13
Here in Maryland, one of our theatres had this on not one but TWO marquees. They didn't know , but it was on the HUGE one facing the road and above the box office.

IRON GIANT
DICK


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JC Cowles
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The movie "Blow" made for very interesting marquee sayings. At the time it was often preceeded by "Josie & The Pussycats".

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Tom Ferreira
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I posted this somewhere in here a few years ago, but my favorite was Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot JFK. Of course, it wouldn't fit, so I had to put Mom Will Shoot JFK. I took great pride in that.

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Brad Miller
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Brad Miller
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Brad Miller
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...and here's a bad business combination!

Think they sell much glass?


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Gordon Hedges III
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Arthur Allen
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Rated PG

(Movie title puns)

Did you see the movie about the cannibal?

GLADIATOR

How about the one about a transexual?

BEN HUR

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Scott Norwood
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Bobby Henderson
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This one isn't a theater marquee, but a sign for a video store. The curious use of Handel Gothic and its tight letter spacing makes me wonder what kind of movies they offer for rent.

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Jean-Michel Grin
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For those who understand French;

This marquee is In Geneva, Switzerland:

The First row is the name of theater; LE PLAZA
The second row is the theater's company brand name where I'm working: EUROPLEX CINEMAS
And the thrird row is the french title of the movie: "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN"

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Have you ever seen a theater bulding running to catch a guy ? [Wink] [Razz] [Smile]

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System Notices
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It has been 1804 days since the last post.


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Jim Cassedy
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It looks like there Definitely Maybe Will Be Blood, perhaps?
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(Presidio Theater, San Franciso CA)

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