my profile | my password | search | faq & rules | forum home

» Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE   » Community   » Bob Maar's Joke-A-Thon   » Drummers

Author Topic: Drummers Phil Connolly Film Handler Posts: 80 From: Derby, England Registered: May 2000 posted 06-27-2001 04:17 PM                        Q: What do you call a Drummer whose spilt up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless -------- Q: How many Drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they can get a machine to do that now. -------- Q: Why whould a guitarist put drumsticks on the dashboad of his car? A: So he could park in the disabled spot. -------- Q: How do you know that the Drums are set up level? A: Because the drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.  |  IP: Logged William Dickson Film Handler Posts: 41 From: Riverside, Ca. USA Registered: Jan 2000 posted 06-28-2001 08:18 PM                     Rated G What do you call a guy who hangs out with 4 musicians? A Drummer  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-14-2002 01:31 PM                        Rated G Drummer How can you tell if the stage is level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 11-14-2002 04:25 PM                        Rated G Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a pig? A: A pig wouldn't pick up a drummer in a bar. Rimshot!  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-20-2003 08:51 AM                       How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? 12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.  |  IP: Logged

All times are Central (GMT -6:00)

Printer-friendly view of this topic

Hop To: Select a Forum: Category: Operations -------------------- Digital Cinema Forum Film Handlers' Forum Large Format Forum Ground Level Feature Info, Trailer Attachments & REAL Credit Offsets Category: Community -------------------- Film-Yak Film Handlers' Movie Reviews The Afterlife Bob Maar's Joke-A-Thon Category: Classified -------------------- Equipment and Supplies Wanted/For Sale Help Wanted/Seeking Employment Category: System -------------------- Software Beta Testing Forum

The Film-Tech Forums are designed for various members related to the cinema industry to express their opinions, viewpoints and testimonials on various products, services and events based upon speculation, personal knowledge and factual information through use, therefore all views represented here allow no liability upon the publishers of this web site and the owners of said views assume no liability for any ill will resulting from these postings. The posts made here are for educational as well as entertainment purposes and as such anyone viewing this portion of the website must accept these views as statements of the author of that opinion and agrees to release the authors from any and all liability.