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Author Topic: We're showing our first porno tonight... Michael Putlack Expert Film Handler Posts: 187 From: Fort Collins, Colorado Registered: Sep 2011 posted 09-15-2012 10:55 AM                        Tonight we're showing Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx. It's basically naked people with hipsters for hipsters. I've seen a few 3D pornos at the Landmark Esquire in Denver over the years, and those have always been a hoot. Has anyone else had experience with this kind of thing? I thought about sending a personal invitation to Fred Willard! (ba-dum-ching!)  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-15-2012 11:12 AM                     Judging by the trailer, I wouldn't call it porn. It's too arty-farty for porn. That's going to stick you in the middle between the prudes and the perverts. All the prudes are going to be outraged because you dared to show naked people on-screen. The perverts are going to think it sucks because it's not hard core enough for them. If you have a lot of arty-farty types in your area you might draw from that population but my opinion is, "Meh..."  |  IP: Logged Brent Francis Film Handler Posts: 84 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Nov 2008 posted 09-15-2012 06:40 PM                        It's got Miss Poppycox! YAY! Sexiest chick on earth!  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 09-15-2012 09:38 PM                     Remember Michael, no pocket pool in the projection booth.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-15-2012 11:14 PM                        I can never understand why anyone would acually pay for porn.  |  IP: Logged Caleb Johnstone-Cowan Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 593 From: London, UK Registered: Mar 2006 posted 09-16-2012 04:06 PM                     3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstacy was one to behold. Bit more of a comedy than anything else though to be honest.  |  IP: Logged Martin McCaffery Film God Posts: 2481 From: Montgomery, AL Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-17-2012 10:59 AM                        Theaters still show porn?!?!  |  IP: Logged Brent Francis Film Handler Posts: 84 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Nov 2008 posted 09-17-2012 05:24 PM                        From the "theatres opening/closing" thread http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2012/08/15/toronto-metro-theatre-xxx-arthouse.html Maybe it'll start a trend.  |  IP: Logged Jonathan Goeldner Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1360 From: Washington, District of Columbia Registered: Jun 2008 posted 09-17-2012 11:10 PM                     'Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstacy' was more violence than sex and it was pretty bad, if you ask me.  |  IP: Logged David Buckley Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 525 From: Oxford, N. Canterbury, New Zealand Registered: Aug 2004 posted 09-21-2012 04:32 AM                        I saw "the worlds first 3D porno" in the late 70s or possibly early 80s. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. The purpose of the 3D was, of course, like most 3D movies, to poke the viewer in the eye. You can figure out how that works. Then just recently there was a billing for "the worlds first 3D movie" which I though was a bit odd. Now we live in the world of the Internet, a moments research showed that the movie I saw was not the first 3D porno either. That was my first foray into a "proper" porno cinema, and indeed the last. It was everything I'd heard it would be, and more besides.  |  IP: Logged Lyle Romer Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1400 From: Davie, FL, USA Registered: May 2002 posted 09-21-2012 06:12 AM                     quote: Joe Redifer I can never understand why anyone would acually pay for porn. This! Somebody that actually pays for porn please explain why when you can watch 8 gazillion porn movies for free very easily with a quick google search.  |  IP: Logged Robert Crabtree Film Handler Posts: 91 From: Largo, FL Registered: May 2008 posted 09-25-2012 01:15 PM                     Or how about... Somebody that actually pays $15 for a drink, popcorn, and candy please explain why when you can sneak in a 2 Liter, SmartCorn, and bag of candy inside a diaper bag/backpack for less than $5?  |  IP: Logged

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