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Author Topic: The Croods (2013) Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-29-2013 02:59 PM                        This is one of those animated movies that falls into the "3-D extravaganza" category. Which means that while it has a story, it's so slim that it could have taken place in a 7-minute cartoon. It's your basic "daughter wants to see the world, Dad says no, daughter goes out anyway and meets a guy, Dad finally comes around" kind of story. In other words, it's "Finding Nemo" without the heart or humor. Aside from the story being no great shakes, the characters are about as one-dimensional as they come. If a movie is good, we'll go home quoting funny lines and cool scenes to each other; that didn't happen with this movie. The real main reason for the movie to exist is to display lots of 3-D effects, which are indeed excellent. This will keep the kids (and parents) jumping and dodging for most of the 90 minutes. The sound mix is also very good especially in the earthquake scenes. The jokes, gags and "dodge" scenes come so think and fast that it's hard to process them, but I counted at least two or three visual jokes that were lifted whole from Looney Tunes. The writing is fairly bad, with the best illustration coming in a scene from the trailer. When the daughter is wearing her first pair of shoes, she screams "OOOOOOOHHH! I LOVE THEM!" This is funny, but then she says: "Where are my feet?" which is ridiculously dumb. A much better line would have been "I need to get some more!" Overall, I was entertained but not enthralled. My wife liked it somewhat better than I did. 2 out of 5 stars from me.  |  IP: Logged Frank Cox Film God Posts: 2234 From: Melville Saskatchewan Canada Registered: Apr 2011 posted 03-29-2013 08:45 PM                        I got a big charge out of The Croods. The egg stealing scenes were the best parts, with capturing the big bird and having it turn into a roasted turkey a close second. I love the way that the Croods move, galloping around on all fours when "hunting". And whaddaya mean, there were no memorable lines in the movie? What about "Release the baby!" and "Can't you guys move at any speed faster than wander? At this point I would even settle for shamble." The movie is definitely a visual extravaganza, and some of the visual gags are great, like the old lady with the stilt walker. It ain't the meaning of life, but it is a pretty darn good movie.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-29-2013 09:01 PM                        I guess I just wish for more story from these movies. I guess I've been spoiled by Pixar and (to a lesser extent) some of the Dreamworks movies. I will give you the stilt walker, that was funny.  |  IP: Logged Shawn M. Martin Expert Film Handler Posts: 175 From: Arlington, VA, USA Registered: Feb 2012 posted 03-31-2013 08:55 PM                    I thought the sloth pulling a shiv on the grandma was hilarious. He might have been the funniest character in the movie.  |  IP: Logged Stu Jamieson Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 524 From: Buccan, Qld, Australia Registered: Jan 2008 posted 04-06-2013 08:31 AM                     Directed and written by Chris Sanders (along with John Cleese and Kirk De Micco who also co-directed), The Croods has some fine pedigree. Sanders also scribed and directed How To Train Your Dragon and although The Croods is not quite on par with the quality of that film, it is still an impressively entertaining effort. The exciting action scenes are imbued with some nice production design containing an assortment of fun fictional prehistoric animals such as whale hippos, elephant mice and owl cats which appeal to kids, adults and the films animators alike. The characterisations are nicely rounded and likeable and the "taking risks reaps rewards" theme makes it a worthy watch for children. The only black mark on the film is the casting of Nic Cage whose voicework is so distinctive and identifiable that it pulls you out of the fantasy of the movie. That aside, however, The Croods is about all you could ask for in holiday entertainment. 7.5 out of 10  |  IP: Logged Jonathan Goeldner Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1360 From: Washington, District of Columbia Registered: Jun 2008 posted 04-06-2013 10:24 AM                     this is the first Dreamworks 3D movie that to me, looks so missable.  |  IP: Logged Marcel Birgelen Film God Posts: 3357 From: Maastricht, Limburg, Netherlands Registered: Feb 2012 posted 04-08-2013 04:55 AM                     The Croods, a.k.a. Dreamworks' Ice Age. Given the team that had their hands on this, it is rather disappointing that the basic story is nothing more than: The world is going to end, we gotta run! Nevertheless, the "prehistoric" setting with all its fictitious mixed-up flora and fauna really is hilarious. I guess that's the John Cleese factor in this movie.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-08-2013 11:07 AM                        quote: the basic story is nothing more than: The world is going to end, we gotta run! To be fair that's really not what it's about. That's just the backdrop. The story is thin but it's not THAT thin!  |  IP: Logged Marcel Birgelen Film God Posts: 3357 From: Maastricht, Limburg, Netherlands Registered: Feb 2012 posted 04-08-2013 06:00 PM                     quote: Mike Blakesley To be fair that's really not what it's about. That's just the backdrop. Ok, let's call it the backbone on which the other rather trivial story elements are bolted onto.  |  IP: Logged

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