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Author Topic: Hitman (2007) Sam Graham AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues. Posts: 1431 From: Waukee, IA Registered: Dec 2004 posted 11-25-2007 05:44 PM                        CINEMA: Megaplex 13 at the Junction, Ogden, UT AUDITORIUM: 11 PRESENTATION: 35mm/DTS Digital PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: The people behind me smelled RATING: Three stars (out of four) WARNING: "As long as Belicoff is alive, they'll be looking for Spoilers." THE PLOT: An assassin kills a guy. Or not. Then he befriends a hooker and drives a cool Audi. Wackiness ensues. And violence. Wife #1: "I love gratuitous violence." Actually, she was the one who wanted to see this. She was not disappointed. Any movie shot in Europe with heavy use of Audis and Sony Ericsson phones is probably good. And probably a spy movie of some sort. Apparently, in order to understand the ending, you have to have some familiarity with the video game. My familiarity with Millipede was of no help. There's actual breasts in this film, which probably makes the Greco factor high.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 11-25-2007 06:24 PM                        Sony Ericsson phones are awful. I will therefore avoid this movie.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 11-25-2007 08:22 PM                        As much as I'm in favor of breasts, they shouldn't be in a movie based on a video game because then it's rated R and much of the target audience can't attend. Some horny idiot movie executive no-doubt greenlighted this. Shoulda covered them up with a teensy bathing suit top - that's more sexy anyway. [DISCLAIMER: I haven't s  |  IP: Logged

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