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Richard Greco
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1180
From: Plant City, FL
Registered: Nov 2003


 - posted 01-31-2005 10:57 AM      Profile for Richard Greco   Email Richard Greco   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
6 reels of pure [bs]

Absolutely NO plot. I didn't know why they were doing the things they did. Hell, Christian Slater even narrated a bit....WHY!!!?? It had no emphasis on the plot. The only thing that wasn't too bad aside from it not helping the lack of plot was the sex scene between Tara Reid and Christian Slater.

0.5/5

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Adam Martin
I'm not even gonna point out the irony.

Posts: 3686
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: Nov 2000


 - posted 02-03-2005 02:55 AM      Profile for Adam Martin   Author's Homepage   Email Adam Martin       Edit/Delete Post 
All who enter here alive are already dead.

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Dominic Espinosa
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1172
From: Boulder Creek, CA.
Registered: Jan 2004


 - posted 02-03-2005 11:24 AM      Profile for Dominic Espinosa   Email Dominic Espinosa   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Sex Scene: Crappy and useless to the movie.
Plot: Nonexistant. Must be a direct copy of the video game...Trouble is we don't get to play Carnby, Slater does. So where's the fun in watching someone else play the game?
Screw this movie!

Not to mention the craptacular sound mix. What a waste of 1:40.

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Jason M Miller
Master Film Handler

Posts: 284
From: Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA
Registered: Jul 2004


 - posted 02-12-2005 01:19 AM      Profile for Jason M Miller   Email Jason M Miller   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I agree with everyone else, this movie [puke] BLOWS, I could not believe I waisted my time to see this [bs] I might be mistaken but was the helmets the "What ever crap organization" wore(*cough* swat team) look like the cheap plastic police helmets you bought when you were a kid. I give this -10/10 stars
[thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]

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