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Author Topic: Cinema/Movie Humour. Frank Aston Film Handler Posts: 54 From: Albrighton, Shropshire, UK Registered: May 2000 posted 12-01-2001 06:27 PM                     Hi Folks, I know Brad has a separate forum for jokes but I just wondered if anyone has any film or cinema related gags? Or any brief, really funny, true life movie theatre experiences they would like to share. Here is a not-very-good example. "I was enjoying the movie when the guy sitting next to me got up and trod all over my feet as he made his way out of the row. I thought, 'Hope he apologises when he comes back', and sure enough, on his return he said "Did I step on your feet on the way out?. I replied, "you certainly did". "Oh good", he said. "I know I'm in the right seat then". I'm sure you can easily beat that. I'll check the joke section if required Brad. "It's always better on the Big Screen". Frank.  |  IP: Logged Jerry Chase Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1068 From: Margate, FL, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 12-01-2001 08:34 PM                       I used to think I knew one or two theatre jokes. Then I met Bob Maar... (Bows in homage)  |  IP: Logged Christopher Duvall Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 500 From: Denver, CO Registered: Dec 1999 posted 12-01-2001 11:15 PM                     I posted a thread about in house practical jokes amongst the staff, but I cannot think of any jokes about theatres except of what I had seen in movies. One of my favorite things I have seen was a segment from the the video tape "Tiny Toons, How I spent My Vacation". It was a very funny segment about Fowl Mouth going to the movies. The was gag about THX in it as well. THUD: the audience is now deaf. Funny stuff.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 12-02-2001 01:01 AM                     Moving to Film Yak.  |  IP: Logged

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