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Brad Miller
Administrator

Posts: 17775
From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99


 - posted 10-04-1999 09:13 PM      Profile for Brad Miller   Author's Homepage   Email Brad Miller       Edit/Delete Post 
John Wilson sent this link to me and I just couldn't pass up on posting it here.

Click on the link below and then click "dialectize".
CLICK HERE


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George Roher
Master Film Handler

Posts: 266
From: Washington DC
Registered: Jul 99


 - posted 10-04-1999 09:25 PM      Profile for George Roher   Email George Roher   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Jive Film-Tech is even funnier!

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

Posts: 12859
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: May 99


 - posted 10-04-1999 09:26 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I like the "Jive" option much better than the redneck option, since it is closer to ebonics and you hear that all over the place. Here's da link, homey G:
Click here


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Ky Boyd
Hey I'm #23

Posts: 314
From: Santa Rosa, CA, USA
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 10-05-1999 12:28 AM      Profile for Ky Boyd   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Elmer Fudd!

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John Wilson
Film God

Posts: 5438
From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999


 - posted 10-05-1999 02:01 AM      Profile for John Wilson   Email John Wilson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Each to his own, or as the Swedish Chef would say...

Eech tu hees oovn.

------------------
John

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Tom Ferreira
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 203
From: Conway, NH, USA
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 10-05-1999 11:43 AM      Profile for Tom Ferreira   Email Tom Ferreira   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
This is hysterical. I just played with it for a half hour. I never knew that in Jive, lamphouses are lampcribs, and in Redneck, Scott Norwood is Ol' Jed No'wood. The best part is that you can click on the forum headings, and read the posts in the same "language".

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Scott Norwood
Film God

Posts: 8146
From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas)
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 10-05-1999 01:18 PM      Profile for Scott Norwood   Author's Homepage   Email Scott Norwood   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ol' Jed No'wood sez "Slap mah fro!".

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John Wilson
Film God

Posts: 5438
From: Sydney, Australia.
Registered: Dec 1999


 - posted 10-09-1999 06:46 AM      Profile for John Wilson   Email John Wilson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
If you thought that was funny, then try out these for a tear inducing read. http://www.rinkworks.com/said/

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David Stambaugh
Film God

Posts: 4021
From: Eugene, Oregon
Registered: Jan 2002


 - posted 04-12-2002 06:57 PM      Profile for David Stambaugh   Author's Homepage   Email David Stambaugh   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Slap mah fro! Dis be too funny - Bumpin' it down fo' dose who gotsn't seen it (aldough it's now in de wrong fo'um -- Brad may wanna move it). Watch out fo' de popups dough. Lop some boogie. WORD!

(Please fo' gimme - ah' couldn't help mah'self.)


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Mike Olpin
Chop Chop!

Posts: 1852
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: Jan 2002


 - posted 04-12-2002 09:31 PM      Profile for Mike Olpin   Email Mike Olpin   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
HELP! I CANT MAKE IT WORK!

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David Stambaugh
Film God

Posts: 4021
From: Eugene, Oregon
Registered: Jan 2002


 - posted 04-12-2002 09:56 PM      Profile for David Stambaugh   Author's Homepage   Email David Stambaugh   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
m1ke, what ahppens when u cliX0tr on one of teh links proivded by brad or joe!?!??!?!?!??!?

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001


 - posted 04-12-2002 10:12 PM      Profile for Bob Maar   Author's Homepage   Email Bob Maar   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Hjda kcin asai kld osye,;jfppfm, xkidnd l cm,ldjd,?

Sywnhcm, hysdn 2 dhji. Kvsy sggdir jdyot!!!

gaosb, nriwt,

Buppy jsio i,

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Steve Kraus
Film God

Posts: 4094
From: Chicago, IL, USA
Registered: May 2000


 - posted 04-13-2002 12:00 AM      Profile for Steve Kraus     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
At last...a place where I can post this small anecdote: A while back a film critic friend of mine
was looking over my shoulder once when I pulled up this forum, saw the pictures and remarked,
"What is that--the portly man's forum?"


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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

Posts: 12859
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: May 99


 - posted 04-13-2002 02:38 AM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
This thread was created back before Brad and I were smart enough to consolidate or links to say "click here". I edited mine.

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Matthew Bailey
Master Film Handler

Posts: 461
From: Port Arthur,TX
Registered: Sep 2000


 - posted 04-13-2002 01:44 PM      Profile for Matthew Bailey   Email Matthew Bailey   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Some would probably mistake a Christie AW3 film platter for a food platter! Probably eating food directly off the deck surface
would leave the peculiar taste of polyester in someones's mouth!

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