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Phil Connolly
Film Handler

Posts: 80
From: Derby, England
Registered: May 2000

posted 06-27-2001 04:17 PM

Q: What do you call a Drummer whose spilt up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless

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Q: How many Drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they can get a machine to do that now.

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Q: Why whould a guitarist put drumsticks on the dashboad of his car?

A: So he could park in the disabled spot.

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Q: How do you know that the Drums are set up level?

A: Because the drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

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William Dickson
Film Handler

Posts: 41
From: Riverside, Ca. USA
Registered: Jan 2000

posted 06-28-2001 08:18 PM

Rated G
What do you call a guy who hangs out with 4 musicians?
A Drummer

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)

Posts: 28608
From: New York City & Newport, RI
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 11-14-2002 01:31 PM

Rated G

Drummer

How can you tell if the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posts: 3171
From: Las Vegas, NV and SoCal USA
Registered: Feb 2000

posted 11-14-2002 04:25 PM

Rated G

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a pig?

A: A pig wouldn't pick up a drummer in a bar.

Rimshot!

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Tim Reed
Better Projection Pays

Posts: 5232
From: Whitehall, PA
Registered: Sep 1999

posted 03-20-2003 08:51 AM

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.

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