I've seen the future. A world where focus knobs and tripods do not exist but the zoom lens is back in fashion. A world where only blind epileptics with short attention spans can become cameramen. A world in which color balance is a thing of the past as we move forward toward "aqua-tone". In this world the audience will be forced to leave the theatre for air and a cup of water every half hour due to dizzyness.
The incessent drone of what men want from women and what men say women want from men will be
P O U N D E D
I N T O
Y O U R
H E A D.
The future is very dark indeed. And annoying.
2 Dramamines.
(P.S. The guys from Artisan, who are naturally concerned about this films less-than-spectacular opening, jokingly said they're going to blame it on my bad management... "And...?")